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The world's finest Art Nouveau city, the most ornate medieval square in Europe, Magritte's surrealism, the world's best comic strips and Belgian fries — in two languages, simultaneously.

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Grand Place, Comic Strips & MagritteThe world's most ornate medieval square, the surrealist who painted bowler hats, and the Belgian comic strip tradition — all in the Lower Town.

Grand Place & Surrealism

10 stops
Morning — Grand Place
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Grand Place (Grote Markt)
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📍 Centre of Brussels · UNESCO World Heritage
Victor Hugo called it "the most beautiful square in the world." Jean Cocteau called it "a splendid stage." The Grand Place is enclosed by the Gothic Town Hall (1402–1455, 96-metre spire), the Neo-Gothic King's House (Maison du Roi), and 38 17th-century guild houses in Flemish Baroque — each more extravagant than the last, their guild symbols carved in stone and gilded. The entire ensemble was rebuilt after Louis XIV's artillery destroyed it in 1695 and reconstructed within four years.
Town Hall 96m spire · 38 guild houses · Rebuilt 1695–99 · UNESCO · Flower carpet (Aug, even years)
🕘Always open · Free · Town Hall tours Tue–Sun
🍽Cafés on the square are expensive but the view is the point · Better food on Rue des Bouchers
🚻Town Hall & nearby cafés
UNESCO · Most beautiful square38 guild housesRebuilt 1695–99
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Galeries Royales Saint-Hubert
1847 · First arcade in Europe
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📍 Off Grand Place · Rue du Marché aux Herbes
The first covered shopping arcade in Europe (1847) — a 213-metre barrel-vaulted glass-and-iron gallery lined with chocolate shops, hatters, booksellers and cafés. The architecture predates and influenced the Parisian passages and Milan's Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II. The neoclassical interior with its cast-iron galleries, gilded plasterwork and original shopfronts has been almost unchanged for 175 years. Neuhaus invented the praline here in 1912. The best chocolate in Brussels is sold in this arcade.
First covered arcade in Europe · Neuhaus (praline invented here 1912) · 175-year-old shopfronts
🕘Always open (arcade) · Shops from 10:00 · Free to walk through
🍽Neuhaus · Pierre Marcolini (best chocolate in Brussels) · Le Roy d'Espagne café
First arcade in Europe · 1847Praline invented here
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Manneken Pis — and the Wardrobe
Smaller than expected
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📍 Corner Rue de l'Étuve & Rue du Chêne · 2 min from Grand Place
A 61-centimetre bronze statue of a urinating boy — the most visited and most disappointing tourist attraction in Brussels. The crowd around him is always larger than he is. He is dressed in costume on 130 days per year (the full wardrobe of 1,000+ outfits is in the City Museum in the King's House on the Grand Place). He has been stolen six times, each time returned or replaced. He is genuinely funny and genuinely small. Acknowledge this and move on.
61cm tall · 1,000+ costumes · Dressed 130 days/year · Wardrobe in City Museum · Free
🕘Always there · Check costume calendar online · Free
🍽Frietjes from frituur on nearby Rue du Midi — eat them here
61cm · Smaller than expected1,000+ outfitsFree
Afternoon — Comics & Magritte
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Belgian Comic Strip Centre (CBBD)
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📍 Rue des Sables 20 · Art Nouveau Waucquez warehouse
The museum of Belgian comic strip art — housed in a 1906 Victor Horta Art Nouveau warehouse, which makes the building as interesting as the collection. Tintin, The Smurfs, Lucky Luke, Spirou, Blake and Mortimer, Asterix (French but Belgian-illustrated) — Belgium has produced the most influential comic tradition in the world per capita. The museum covers the full history from the 19th-century precursors to contemporary graphic novels, with the original Tintin drawings and Hergé's studio materials as the centrepiece.
Tintin originals · Hergé materials · Smurfs · Victor Horta Art Nouveau building · 1906
🕘Tue–Sun 10:00–18:00 · Mon closed
🍽Museum café · Art Nouveau interior
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Tintin originalsHorta Art Nouveau buildingBelgian comics
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Magritte Museum
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📍 Place Royale 1 · Royal Quarter · Metro Trône
The world's largest collection of René Magritte — 230 works covering his full career from the early Impressionist paintings through the classic Surrealist period (the bowler hats, the pipes, the men-in-suits, the impossible skies) to the late "Vache" period. The museum occupies a neoclassical hotel particulier where Magritte himself never lived but which correctly frames his work: the bourgeois, respectable, slightly uncanny interior mirrors the subject of every painting he made.
230 works · The Treachery of Images · Empire of Light series · Full career · Largest collection
🕘Tue–Sun 10:00–17:00 (Fri until 20:00) · Mon closed
🍽Museum café · Place Royale restaurants
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230 works · World's largestBowler hats & pipesSurrealism
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Place du Jeu de Balle — Flea Market
Marolles · Local life
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📍 Marolles neighbourhood · Every morning from 06:00
The daily flea market in the Marolles — Brussels' oldest working-class neighbourhood, now the antiques and bric-à-brac quarter. Every morning from 06:00, the Place du Jeu de Balle fills with 400 stalls selling everything from genuine 18th-century furniture to last year's kitchen appliances. The serious dealers arrive at 06:00; the tourists arrive at 10:00. The neighbourhood has the specific character of a place being slowly gentrified without yet losing its original population — cheap restaurants, Bruxellois dialect overheard, pigeons.
Daily from 06:00 · 400 stalls · Serious dealers at dawn · Marolles neighbourhood character
🕘Every day 06:00–14:00 · Best 07:00–09:00 · Free to browse
🍽Brasserie de la Roue d'Or nearby · Frituur on the square
Daily from 06:00Marolles neighbourhood400 stalls
Evening — Moules & Belgian Beer
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Moules-Frites & Brussels Beer Culture
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🍺 Rue des Bouchers · Ixelles · Saint-Géry area
Moules-frites (mussels with fries) is the national dish of Brussels — a pot of Zeeland mussels steamed in white wine, celery and shallots, served with a mountain of Belgian frites and mayonnaise. The Rue des Bouchers has the most famous restaurants (touristy but genuine). Chez Léon (since 1893) is the institution. The evening Bruxellois beer route should include: Cantillon (gueuze brewery, visit daytime), À la Mort Subite (bar since 1928, the kriek and gueuze are local), and Delirium Café (2,000 beers).
Moules-frites · Chez Léon since 1893 · Cantillon gueuze · À la Mort Subite · Delirium 2,000 beers
🕘Restaurants from 18:00 · Bars from 17:00 · Mort Subite open all day
🍽Chez Léon: moules nature or marinière · Order the frites separately · Add a Trappist beer
Moules-fritesChez Léon since 1893Cantillon gueuze
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Art Nouveau, Museums & the SablonVictor Horta's Art Nouveau masterpieces, the finest musical instruments museum in the world, the Sablon antiques quarter and Ixelles' African neighbourhood.

Art Nouveau & the Sablon

9 stops
Morning — Victor Horta
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Horta Museum (Musée Horta)
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📍 Rue Américaine 25 · Saint-Gilles · Metro Horta
Victor Horta's own house and studio (1898–1901) — the most complete surviving example of Art Nouveau domestic architecture in Brussels and a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Every element is designed: the staircase light well with its whiplash ironwork and stained glass, the dining room with its built-in furniture, the studio with its north-facing glass roof. Horta invented Brussels Art Nouveau in 1893 with the Hôtel Tassel; by 1901 he had refined it to this. The building is small — arrive early to avoid queues.
Horta's own house · UNESCO · Staircase light well · Every detail designed · 1898–1901
🕘Tue–Sun 14:00–17:30 (mornings by group booking) · Closed Mon · Book ahead
🍽Neighbourhood cafés on Chaussée de Charleroi
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UNESCOHorta's own houseBook ahead
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Hôtel Tassel — Art Nouveau Pilgrimage
The first · 1893
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📍 Rue Paul-Émile Janson 6 · Ixelles · Private home
The building that invented Art Nouveau — designed by Horta in 1893 for engineer Émile Tassel, it was the first building in history to use structural iron exposed as a decorative element, the first to eliminate the corridor in favour of an open plan, and the first to integrate every decorative element (floor tiles, wall paintings, ironwork, furniture) into a single unified interior scheme. It is a private home; you can only see the facade. The facade is enough — every Art Nouveau building built afterward copied its logic.
First Art Nouveau building in history (1893) · UNESCO · Facade only · Private home
🕘Facade always visible · Private residence, exterior only
First Art Nouveau building · 1893UNESCO
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Musical Instruments Museum (MIM)
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📍 Rue Montagne de la Cour 2 · Old England building · Metro Gare Centrale
The world's largest collection of musical instruments — 8,000 instruments across 1,000 years, housed in the 1899 Art Nouveau Old England department store building by Paul Saintenoy (the finest Art Nouveau commercial building in Brussels). Headphones are handed at entry; walk past an instrument and its sound plays. The rooftop restaurant (Café des Instruments) has the finest terrace view of the Brussels skyline, the Palais de Justice and the Marolles below.
8,000 instruments · Headphone audio as you walk · Art Nouveau building · Rooftop city view
🕘Tue–Fri 09:30–17:00 · Sat–Sun 10:00–17:00 · Mon closed
🍽Rooftop restaurant — book for the view · Best Brussels city panorama from a café
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8,000 instrumentsArt Nouveau buildingRooftop view
Afternoon — Sablon & Fine Arts
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Royal Museums of Fine Arts (MRBAB)
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📍 Rue de la Régence 3 · Royal Quarter · Adjacent to Magritte Museum
Belgium's national art museum — six museums in a linked building complex covering the Old Masters (Bruegel the Elder, van der Weyden, Rubens), 19th-century Belgian art and the Fin-de-Siècle Museum (James Ensor, Fernand Khnopff, Theo van Rysselberghe — the Symbolist and post-Impressionist masters who defined fin-de-siècle Brussels). The Bruegel collection is the largest in the world. The Fin-de-Siècle Museum underground is one of the most complete surveys of 1880–1914 European visual culture available anywhere.
Bruegel (largest collection) · Rubens · Ensor · Khnopff · Fin-de-Siècle Museum underground
🕘Tue–Fri 10:00–17:00 · Sat–Sun 11:00–18:00 · Mon closed
🍽Museum café · Place du Grand Sablon restaurants adjacent
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World's largest Bruegel collectionFin-de-Siècle undergroundEnsor · Khnopff
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Place du Grand Sablon
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📍 Upper Town · Weekend antique market · Chocolate shops
The most civilised square in Brussels — antique dealers, high-end chocolate shops (Wittamer, the finest pâtisserie in Brussels, has been here since 1910), wine bars and restaurant terraces on a sloping cobbled square dominated by the Gothic Church of Our Lady of the Sablon. The weekend antique market (Saturday 09:00–18:00, Sunday 09:00–14:00) brings serious dealers. The contrast with the tourist bustle around the Grand Place 800 metres away is total.
Wittamer (finest pâtisserie, since 1910) · Weekend antique market · Gothic church · Wine bars
🕘Always open · Antique market Sat 09:00–18:00, Sun 09:00–14:00
🍽Wittamer for cake and coffee · Restaurant La Manufacture nearby · Wine bars in the evening
Wittamer since 1910Weekend antiquesGothic church
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Ixelles — African Brussels
Matongé quarter
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📍 Rue Longue Vie · Chaussée de Wavre · Ixelles
The Matongé quarter of Ixelles is Brussels' Congolese neighbourhood — the most vibrant African neighbourhood in northern Europe, named after a district in Kinshasa. Congolese restaurants (moambe chicken, pondu, fufu), Afro hair salons, music shops selling soukous and ndombolo, fabric shops with West and Central African textiles. The area is directly adjacent to the EU institutions and the Louise Avenue luxury shopping strip — the contrast between the two worlds separated by a tram stop is one of Brussels' specific qualities.
Congolese restaurants · African textiles · Soukous music · Named after Kinshasa district
🕘Always lively · Evenings and weekends most vibrant
🍽Chez Arnaud (moambe) · Le Cercle des Voyageurs · Order pondu (cassava leaves stew)
Named after Kinshasa districtCongolese cuisineSoukous music
Evening — Cantillon & Gueuze
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Cantillon Brewery — Lambic & Gueuze
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📍 Rue Gheude 56 · Anderlecht · Metro Clemenceau
The last traditional lambic brewery operating in Brussels (since 1900) — producing spontaneously fermented beers that use wild airborne yeasts specific to the Senne valley microclimate. Gueuze (a blend of young and old lambic), kriek (cherry lambic), framboise, and faro are produced here using methods unchanged since the 19th century. The brewery is a working museum: open cooler ships, wooden barrels, the specific smell of wild fermentation. Museum visits include two beers. One of the most distinctive food-production environments in Europe.
Last traditional Brussels lambic brewery · Wild fermentation · Gueuze · Kriek · Museum + 2 beers
🕘Mon–Fri 09:00–17:00 · Sat 10:00–17:00 · Closed Sun · Museum self-guided
🍽Taste gueuze (sour, complex), kriek (cherry) and faro (sweetened lambic) on site
Last Brussels lambic breweryWild fermentationSince 1900
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Atomium, EU Quarter & Day TripsThe 1958 World's Fair iron atom sculpture, the European Parliament, Waterloo battlefield or the Tervuren African museum — all within 30 minutes.

Atomium & Beyond

8 stops
Morning — Atomium & Laeken
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Atomium
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🚇 Metro 6 to Atomium · Laeken · 20 min from centre
A 102-metre steel structure representing an iron crystal magnified 165 billion times, built for the 1958 Brussels World's Fair (Expo 58) by engineer André Waterkeyn. Nine spheres connected by tubes, each sphere 18 metres in diameter, containing exhibition spaces, a restaurant and a children's sleeping experience (the only place in the world you can sleep inside the Atomium). The top sphere has a 360° panoramic view of Brussels. Adjacent: Mini-Europe (miniature EU monuments) and Bruparck leisure centre.
102m · Iron crystal · 1958 World's Fair · Top sphere panorama · Sleep inside (booking)
🕘Daily 10:00–19:00 · Book online to avoid queues
🍽Restaurant in the top sphere · Café at the base · Mini-Europe adjacent
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1958 World's Fair · 102mIron crystal × 165 billionTop sphere panorama
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Laeken Royal Greenhouses
Open 3 weeks/year only
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📍 Royal Domain of Laeken · Open late Apr–May only
The most extraordinary set of glasshouses in Europe — 11 linked Art Nouveau iron-and-glass greenhouses built by Alphonse Balat for King Leopold II from 1874 to 1895, covering 2.5 hectares of royal gardens. Open to the public for approximately three weeks each spring (late April–May) when the azaleas, camellias and tropical plants are in bloom. Outside this window they are closed completely. If you visit Brussels in spring, check the dates: this is the single most special thing to see.
11 Art Nouveau glasshouses · 2.5 hectares · Azaleas in bloom · Leopold II (1874–1895) · Spring only
🕘Open ~3 weeks late Apr–May only · Check royal.be for exact dates each year
🍽Queue early · Combine with Atomium nearby
Open 3 weeks/year onlyArt Nouveau glasshousesSpring only
Day Trip Options — Choose One
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Waterloo Battlefield
20 min by bus
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🚌 Bus W from Brussels-Midi · 20 min
The battlefield where Napoleon was defeated on 18 June 1815 — the most consequential single day in 19th-century European history, fought 15km south of Brussels. The Memorial 1815 museum (opened 2015 for the bicentenary) is excellent: immersive, multilingual, with the actual topography of the battlefield accessible on foot. The Lion's Mound (a 43-metre artificial hill built by the Dutch in 1826) gives a panoramic view of the entire field. Victor Hugo wrote much of Les Misérables's Waterloo chapter from an inn across the road.
Actual battlefield · Memorial 1815 museum · Lion's Mound · Victor Hugo's inn · 18 June 1815
🕘Daily 09:30–18:30 (Apr–Sep) · 10:00–17:00 (Oct–Mar)
🍽Restaurants in Waterloo town · Auberge du Quartier Général (Victor Hugo's inn)
18 June 181520 min from BrusselsNapoleon's defeat
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AfricaMuseum — Tervuren
Reopened 2018 · Reckoned
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🚇 Tram 44 from Montgomery to Tervuren · 30 min
The Royal Museum for Central Africa in Tervuren — built by Leopold II in 1910 to celebrate his Congo Free State colony, now radically reinterpreted after a €66 million renovation (reopened 2018). The museum's collection of 180,000 Central African objects is one of the most significant in the world; the renovation grapples explicitly with the colonial violence through which it was assembled. The neoclassical building in a forest park, reached by a 19th-century tram, is spectacular. The tension between the architecture and the reckoning inside it is the museum's subject.
180,000 objects · Reopened 2018 · Colonial reckoning · Leopold II building · Forest tram
🕘Tue–Fri 10:00–17:00 · Sat–Sun 10:00–18:00 · Mon closed
🍽Museum restaurant in forest park · Tervuren village café
Reopened 2018 · €66m renovation180,000 objectsColonial reckoning
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Brussels Airport Departure
🚄 Airport Express from Brussels-Midi/Central/Nord · 17–22 min
The Brussels Airport Express (Airport City Express) runs every 15 minutes from Brussels-Midi (17 min), Brussels-Central (20 min) and Brussels-Noord (22 min) directly to Brussels Airport (Zaventem). Ticket includes the Diabolo surcharge. €10.80 single. Brussels-Midi also connects to Eurostar London, Thalys Paris/Amsterdam and ICE Frankfurt. Brussels-Charleroi (Ryanair) is served by TEC/Flibco buses from Midi (~1hr).
🚄Airport Express from Midi/Central/Nord · Every 15 min · 17–22 min · €10.80
🚌Charleroi (Ryanair): Flibco/TEC bus from Midi · ~1hr · From €5
Allow 2 hours before flight · T1 for most flights · Check terminal
Airport Express · 17 min from MidiEvery 15 min
Brussels Phrase Bath

Brussels is officially bilingual: French (80% of residents) and Dutch. Most signs are in both languages. Speak French in Brussels and you'll get by everywhere. The Brussels dialect (Brusseleer) mixes both with its own slang. Tap any phrase to copy. Santé / Op uw gezondheid!

Greetings (French first · Dutch second)
Hello
Bonjour !
Goeiedag! (Dutch)
bon-ZHOOR / KHOO-ee-dakh
Good day — French is dominant in Brussels; Dutch is appreciated in Flemish contexts
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Thank you
Merci beaucoup !
Dank u wel (Dutch)
mair-SEE bo-KOO
Thank you very much
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Excuse me
Excusez-moi, pouvez-vous m'aider ?
Pardon, kunt u mij helpen? (Dutch)
ex-KOO-zay mwa, poo-VAY voo MAY-day
Excuse me, can you help me?
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Goodbye
Au revoir !
Tot ziens! (Dutch)
oh reh-VWAR
Goodbye
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Getting Around
Directions
Où est la Grand-Place ?
oo ay la gran PLAS
Where is the Grand Place? (replace with any landmark)
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Metro ticket
Un ticket pour le métro, s'il vous plaît.
un ti-KAY poor leh MAY-tro, seel voo PLAY
One metro ticket please. (STIB/MIVB runs metro, tram and bus · day pass is the best value)
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Walking distance
C'est loin à pied ?
say LWAN ah PYAY
Is it far on foot?
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Restaurants & Orders
Table
Une table pour deux, s'il vous plaît.
oon TAB-leh poor duh, seel voo PLAY
A table for two, please.
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The essential order
Un pot de moules et des frites.
un po deh MOOL ay day FREET
A pot of mussels and fries, please — the Brussels national dish. Ask for marinière (white wine) or nature (plain)
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Beer order
Une gueuze, s'il vous plaît.
oon GUHZ, seel voo PLAY
A gueuze please — the wild-fermented Brussels beer. Sour, complex, nothing like regular beer. Try it.
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Compliment
C'est délicieux !
say day-lee-SYUH
It's delicious!
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Bill
L'addition, s'il vous plaît.
la-di-SYON, seel voo PLAY
The bill, please — service is always included in Belgium; rounding up is kind but not obligatory
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Toasts & Essentials
Cheers!
Santé !
Op uw gezondheid! (Dutch)
san-TAY
Cheers! (lit. "health") — always make eye contact. Never clink with a paper cup.
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Toilets
Où sont les toilettes ?
oo son lay twa-LET
Where are the toilets? (many Brussels cafés charge €0.50 for toilet access)
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Compliment the city
Bruxelles est magnifique !
broo-SEL ay man-yee-FEEK
Brussels is magnificent! — Bruxellois residents are pleasantly surprised when anyone says this genuinely
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Copié !