Dutch (Nederlands) is a West Germanic language — closer to English than German, and most Amsterdammers speak excellent English. They will switch to English the moment they detect an accent, which is efficient and slightly defeating. Persevere with Dutch anyway: the effort is appreciated even when immediately answered in English. The "g" and "ch" sounds are guttural, like clearing your throat. Proost!
Good day
Goeiedag!
KHOO-ee-dakh
Good day — standard Dutch greeting at any time. "Hoi!" is the casual Amsterdam version.
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Good morning
Goedemorgen!
KHOO-deh-MOR-khun
Good morning — until about noon. Amsterdammers are cheerful in the morning.
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Thank you
Dank je wel!
dank yeh vel
Thank you (casual) — "Dank u wel" is more formal. "Bedankt" is equally common.
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Goodbye
Tot ziens!
tot ZEENS
Goodbye (lit. "until we see each other") — "Doei!" (DOO-ee) is casual and very common.
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Where is...?
Waar is het Rijksmuseum?
var is het RAYKS-moo-ZAY-um
Where is the Rijksmuseum? — replace with any destination
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Bike hire
Mag ik een fiets huren?
makh ik en FEETS HUU-ren
Can I hire a bicycle? — the most important sentence in Amsterdam
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Train ticket
Eén enkele naar Haarlem.
ayn EN-ke-leh nar HAR-lem
One single to Haarlem, please. — NS trains; tap your bank card on the yellow readers at station gates.
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The essential order
Een pilsje en bitterballen, graag.
en PILS-yeh en BIT-ter-BAL-len, khrakk
A small beer and bitterballen please — the definitive brown café order. "Graag" (gladly) is more polite than "alstublieft".
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Raw herring
Een haring met uitjes.
en HAH-ring met OWT-yes
A herring with onions please — eaten raw, held by the tail and lowered into the mouth (the Dutch way), or in a roll.
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Beer and jenever
Een kopstoot, graag.
en KOP-stoht, khrakk
A kopstoot please — a glass of jenever with a beer chaser. Lit. "head butt". The Dutch answer to a shot and a pint.
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The bill
Mag ik de rekening?
makh ik deh RAY-ken-ing
Can I have the bill? — always ask; it will not arrive uninvited in Dutch cafés.
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Cheers!
Proost!
prohst
Cheers! — always eye contact. Direct eye contact is important in Dutch culture; avoiding it is considered dishonest.
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Toilet
Waar is het toilet?
var is het TWA-let
Where is the toilet? — many Amsterdam cafés charge €0.50. Keep small change.
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Beautiful city
Wat een prachtige stad!
vat en PRAKH-ti-kheh stat
What a beautiful city! — Amsterdammers will agree, then tell you about traffic, housing costs and tourists for ten minutes. Both things are true.
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